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Gary Weaver hasn’t always been a comedian, but he has always been funny. In 6th grade, at the age of 15, Gary was officially named Class Clown in Ms. Watson’s 3rd period class and was awarded a small ceramic statue of a dancing clown. It was then Gary realized that banana was his favorite color.

Prior to performing stand-up comedy Gary worked as an auto mechanic. He eventually went on to teach auto shop at Las Vegas High School, but when he realized he could just as easily meet teenage girls online, he quit that job. He then spent a decade as a college Instructor, but we won’t bring that up…

Gary started performing way back in 1990. While teaching automotive technology during the day, Gary was telling jokes at night. Now, thanks to a previously unpublished school policy forbidding experimentation on teenagers,  Gary is free from the bonds of secure employment and the inconveniences of a steady income, and has been given the opportunity, albeit court ordered, to follow his dream job: telling jokes, making people laugh, and using carburetor cleaner for permanent hair removal.

In Gary’s stand-up, he delivers important information the audience needs to know. Like how to have sex on your honeymoon without waking the bride, how to lose a secure well paying government job in three easy steps, and most importantly-how to effectively apply electroshock therapy to teenagers using only a 12-volt battery charger and a 40 year old Dodge truck.

Gary has performed at The Comedy Stop at the Tropicana, Carolee’s Comedy Club inside Buffalo Bill’s resort, Big Al’s Comedy Club inside of The Orlean’s Casino, The World Series of Comedy, and resorts all across the southwest. Gary features regularly at The Joe Show starring Joe Lowers at The Tuscany Suites and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada.